Any successful drug dealer knows to raise prices when demand is high. Accordingly, America's favorite drug lord Starbucks is raising their coffee prices citing mounting expenses involved in their trade. While Starbucks' professional-type patrons have deep pockets, Dunkin' Donuts is giving away coffee hoping to drum up demand in the 'hood, apparently.
Meanwhile a new player is delivering a high-quality product called Cocaine. In a not-so-subtle move, Cocaine is simply delivering more bang for the buck with 280mg of caffeine per serving (see graph above). In addition, Cocaine contains lots of vitamins and dextrose; probably to take the edge off the inevitable crash.
Here's a user's guide to America's favorite drug.
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